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WHAT A BANAT!!!!!!

Post by enigma_08 on Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:50 pm

mga BANAT na dapat BANATAN:

-bangin ka ba? nahulog kasi ako sayo.

-mapa ka ba? coz i'm lost w/o u.

-driver ka ba? coz ur driving me crazy.

-may kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? humihinto kasi oras ko pag kasama kita.

-pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type kasi kita.

-anong height mo? pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

-hindi ka ba napapagod? kanina ka pa kasi takbo ng takbo sa isip ko.

eto ang pinaka-malupet...

-alam mo hindi tayo hayop, hindi tayo halaman...

bagay tayo. bagay! yeah!


lol lol lol
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Post by vrynxzent on Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:00 am

gary: patulong naman oh... if car A and B left at the same time with car A at 160 kph and car B with 140 kph .
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TO BE WITH YOU???

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boy: aabsent na ko sa lahat ng klase ko.

girl: para saan?

boy: para makapasok nako sa puso mo.


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boy: alam mo para kang ihi.

girl: yuck, bakit naman? mapanghi ba ako?

boy: indi, ang hirap kasing pigilan ng nararamdaman ko sayo.



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b: miss, may titulo ka ba?

g: wLa, bakit?

b: tingin ko kasi pagaari kita.

g: h0w swit!.


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GIRL: lam mo para kang multo?

BOY: huh? bakit?


GIRL: puro ka lang kasi PARAMDAM


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BOY: i love you

GIRL: ahhh

BOY: sabi ko i love you..

GIRL: oo nga, narinig ko..

BOY: e bakit di ka sumagot?

GIRL: bakit? tanong ba yun?

-oo nga naman


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b: patingin nga ng kamay mo?
g: eto oh,
b: Sus! di naman pala malaki eh!
g: ha?

b: pero bakit hawak mo buong mundo ko?


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bf: simula ngayon, tatawagin na kitang MCDO
gf: bakit?
bf: Love ko toh



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b: magnanakaw ba ang tatay mo?
g: bakit naman?
b: ninakaw niya kasi lahat ng bituin sa langit at nilagay sa'yong mga mata


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wapakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...

inlove na dagay ko.. p


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Post by vrynxzent on Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:05 am

boy: pag tayo na sabay na nating haharapin ang mga problema.

girl: pero wala naman akong problema.

boy: eh kasi nga hindi pa tayo. 'wag ka excited


lol
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Post by vrynxzent on Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:06 am

ENERVON BANAT

boy: pwede ba kitang habulin?

girl: bakit naman?

boy: kasi sabi ng enervon, habulin ko daw ang HAPPINESS ko.

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boy: bakit ko pa kailangan ng enervon...






... eh ikaw lang naman ang happiness ko
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Re: WHAT A BANAT!!!!!!

Post by vrynxzent on Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:08 am

kapag sinabihan ka ng nililigawan mo ng bagay na parang basted ka na.



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boy: sabi ko lilimutin na kita.
ginawa ko, mahirap. pinilit ko, masakit.


anong gagawin ko?


tumakbo?



lumayo?



magtago?



saan?




paano?






maliit lang mundo ko.
at umiikot lang sayo.
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Post by vrynxzent on Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:15 am

boy: sana naging damit na lang ako.

girl: ano namang pa epek yun?

boy: wala lang. para kahit minsan subukan mo kung bagay ako sayo.


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boy: hindi naman pala kailangan ng maraming tao para bumuo ng mundo.

girl: bakit mo naman naisip yan?

boy: wala naman...

















....kasi ikaw palang buo na ang buong buhay ko


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boy: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ayoko na.

ayoko na talaga. ayoko na sakin. ayko na sa sarili ko.

ayoko naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.


girl: eh kanino mo gusto?

boy: SA'YO.


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boy: UTOT ka ba?

girl: ganyan ba kabaho tingin mo sakin?

boy: hindi naman. NATATAKOT lang kasi akong pakawalan ka.

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boy: mahal para kang T-A-E!

girl: Yuck.. kadiri ka!

boy: seryoso mahal, para kang T-A-E

girl: bakit mo naman nasabi?

boy: KASI HINDI KITA KAYANG PAGLARUAN


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Boy: Alam mo ba may ibat ibang klaseng view?

Girl: HUh?

Boy: Diba may front view, top view tsaka side view?

Girl: ano ngaun?

Boy: Alam mo ba kung
ano ung best view?

Girl: Ano?

Boy: iluVIEW!


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Re: WHAT A BANAT!!!!!!

Post by vrynxzent on Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:50 am

kinsay musukol sa akong banat... ahaha
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Re: WHAT A BANAT!!!!!!

Post by enigma_08 on Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:54 am

nice one!!!
lol
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Post by vrynxzent on Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:59 am

brb.. nagamit na jud nako ang banat.. hehe
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Post by Trafalgar^D.( on Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:32 pm

bro2x..^^..

garaag alut..^^
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Post by vrynxzent on Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:34 pm

di pa na oi.. sauna man na.. lol
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Post by enigma_08 on Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:41 pm

hahaha...

excited ra kaau bro...

lol

nagpaalot naka bro

hehe
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Post by nylyht212 on Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:27 pm

nice...!!!!!!!!!
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Re: WHAT A BANAT!!!!!!

Post by chookyut on Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:19 am

Wink well...

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And u didn't mean to love me back, but I know u did..
Don't say u didn't love me back .. 'cause u knoe u did ..
No, you didn't mean to love me back,
But you did :)
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Post by nylyht212 on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:31 am

here's my banat...



1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

*** Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..


2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??

*** Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..


3. Uy picture tayo!!

*** Para ma-develop tayo!!


4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??

*** Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..


5. Can i take your picture??

*** 'Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!


6. Exam ka ba??

*** Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!


7. Lecture mo ba ako??

*** Lab kasi kita..


8. Centrum ka ba??

*** Kasi you make my life complete!!


9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??

*** Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..


10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??

*** Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..


11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??

*** Kasi type kita..


12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..

*** 'Coz i can't last a day without you!!


13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..

*** Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..


14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??

*** Single kasi ako eh..


15.Me lisensya ka ba??

*** Coz you're driving me crazy eh..


16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??

*** May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko..


17. I'm a bee..

*** Can you be my honey??


18. Am i a bad shooter??

*** Coz i keep on missing you..



20. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??

*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??


21. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??

*** Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..


22. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??

*** Because you give meaning to my life..


23. Bangin ka ba??

*** Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..


25. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??

*** Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..


26. Me butas ba puso mo??

*** Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!


27. Anung height mo??

*** Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..


28. Hey, did you fart??

*** Coz you blew me away!!


29. Sana "V" na lang ako..

*** Para i'm always right next to "U"


30. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop...BAGAY tayo...BAGAY tlga tayo...


31. Ako ay isang exam...kaya sagutin mo na ako...


32. Mag empake ka...sama ka sakin....punta tayo home for the aged......

*** Kasi i wanna grow old with you......


33. Alarm clock ka ba?

*** Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso.....


34. Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?......

*** Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo.....


35. Nung mahalin kita.....daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa......

*** I can't move on....


36. Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?

*** Pag ngumiti ka kc...may spark....


37. "Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..

*** Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.."


38. You look like someone I know

*** My next Girlfriend


39. Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!

*** Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.


40. Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa...

*** You know, we just click.


41. Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na 'to,

*** O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?


42. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist...

*** Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.


43. Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,

*** 'Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa'yo lang ako magmamahal.


44. Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta...

*** Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.


45. Miss meron ka ba ERASER??

*** Hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.


46. Papapulis kita

*** Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko..


47. I lost my number.

*** Can i have yours?


48. I forgot your name.

***Can i call you mine?

aawww!!!

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Post by vrynxzent on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:38 am

ooopss.. para sa ako na.. ajeje..
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Post by enigma_08 on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:00 pm

bai...daghan diay ka tinaguan nga ingana...

share pd dha...

sus...

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Post by eS-ti-yU-piD_chAi on Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:09 pm

..lge2.!

.xhArE XAd dhA...


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